More proof that the world we live in is unsafe for thinking creatures: In Atlanta a district judge declared that textbooks that stated that Evolution is only a theory and not fact be taken out of school circulation.

Umm, hello...it IS a theory. For as much as I'm against the re-introduction of "Intelligent Design" in schools, I can't start lying about why I think this way. Sure the people who insist on teaching the bible in classrooms are weirdos, but the people who take matters into their own hands and try to convince themselves that they are correct are no better in my book.

Now of course by now you're thinking, "Dalton, if you don't think Evolution is fact, then why are you against the teachings of another 'theory' in classrooms?" I'll show you why:

In a recent state legislative decision Utah senators voted down a bill that would force teachers to say that Evolution isn't empirically proven. In response to the decision one senator proclaimed, "I don't believe that anybody in [the senate] really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape."

Of course he's speaking figuratively. But somehow, EVERY SINGLE person that I've talked to that supports Intelligent Design is, in fact, an idiot. That can't say much for the cause. It's not to say that supporters of Evolution aren't stupid, god knows that retards hide in the darndest of places. I'm just saying that if not a single person that supports Intelligent Design can seem to understand how a jar of pickles works, then maybe we should label this as a quack theory.

Just my opinion. And I'm always right.