Breaking down the Democrat/Republican bullshit rodeo for the politically less savvy.
I realized today that there are still an overwhelming majority of people who believe they can get a political IQ from a casual exposure to a single news program. Let me assure you...you cannot.
Actually, let me start off by saying that even very reputable news channels and programs are going to shit. My longtime favorite CNN has recently shown a very disturbing side (and I'm not talking about the adopted quadriplegic sister station "Headline News", which chooses to give air time to a failed radio show host Glenn Beck, and former lawyer and complete BITCH Nancy Grace), I'm talking about CNN's stubborn resistance to providing any news aside from dead/missing white women.
SERIOUSLY. CNN has become the new "women behaving badly" channel. From Natalie Holloway's disappearance, to Britney's matching bald spots on her head and pussy, to Anna Nicole's MYSTERIOUS death. North Korean nukes, Iraqi suicide bombings and world news in general takes a back seat to white women.
Other than CNN's lapse into a flatulent comatose heap of news reporting, every other news station seems to be focusing on potential presidential candidates in 2008's election.
This brings me to my next point: I hate party politics.
Liberals and Democrats think they're so fucking superior to the conservative right, Republicans, and basically anyone who doesn't vote/donate massive funds to their party. You want to know why Kerry lost the last presidency? Because he was so goddamn condescending towards the conservative southern voters.
Kerry had the balls to say that if he "informed" them of how the republicans are actually hurting their interests, then they'd welcome him with open arms and that he'd sweep the south.
That's like saying if you inform smokers that cigarettes are harmful, they'd all realize what fools they were and give it up and claim you as their savior. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN JOHN JOHN!
Southerners are rationally ignorant to political fuss. Think about it, streets are paved, crime isn't rampant, you're making money, and everything seems to be going swell for you. Why the FUCK would you want to fuck that up by voting for some shithead who's promising "change"? Better yet, why vote for the guy who just said you're uneducated and ignorant about your own well being?
Note: PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY REPRESENT!
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Republicans: Exploit the religious right simply for it's voting potential and it's auto campaign ability. Bush says "praise the lord" and only 10% of people hear it on TV, the other 90% will hear it in church.
Half these fucktards aren't even religious. Even if they were, they're a sack of hipocritical fuckshits. Every second of the day it's FUCK GAYS, DON'T LET GAYS HAVE KIDS...oh 'cept Dick Cheney's daughter, she's cool.
Secondly, if this country was built on such strict Christian values, values which may compromise some interpretations of the constitution (abortion, due process to suspects), then maybe you'd like to point out one of the commandments which affords you the ability to own a firearm?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, THE BIBLE IS PICKY ABOUT WHICH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT IT WANTS TO ABRIDGE. FUCK YOU TOO.
I guess in the end it all comes down to whether or not these people actually act on their beliefs. And for all their banter, they're still sackless morons who pretend to give a shit about a cause.
The first 100 days of a Democrat-controlled congress? Remember it was supposed to pass bill after bill? Remember all the big-shot talk from candidates talking shit on Bush's invasion of Iraq?
With all that build-up you KNOW something good's coming down the pipeline for the Iraq war.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
WAIT FOR IT!!!
...the 109th congress passed a non-binding resolution telling the president exactly how they feel about his handling of the war.
Instead of growing a pair of balls and passing bills that limit the funds to the war, congress pussy-foots the issue, and it's campaign promises by passing a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION.
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo congress...YOU JUST ACCOMPLISHED AS MUCH AS THE UN...
NOTHING!
And while you may be pointing at me and shouting at me for doing nothing, remember this: I never asked for your vote, I never asked for you to place your confidence in ME to have your wants and needs taken care of. I'm not on the ballot, I'm not telling you how well I can solve an issue. I'm just telling you what a shitty job the people you DID elect are doing.
P.S. for anyone who DID vote for me...my apologies for a terribly run campaign...NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE "Dalton Party", I can feel it.
I realized today that there are still an overwhelming majority of people who believe they can get a political IQ from a casual exposure to a single news program. Let me assure you...you cannot.
Actually, let me start off by saying that even very reputable news channels and programs are going to shit. My longtime favorite CNN has recently shown a very disturbing side (and I'm not talking about the adopted quadriplegic sister station "Headline News", which chooses to give air time to a failed radio show host Glenn Beck, and former lawyer and complete BITCH Nancy Grace), I'm talking about CNN's stubborn resistance to providing any news aside from dead/missing white women.
SERIOUSLY. CNN has become the new "women behaving badly" channel. From Natalie Holloway's disappearance, to Britney's matching bald spots on her head and pussy, to Anna Nicole's MYSTERIOUS death. North Korean nukes, Iraqi suicide bombings and world news in general takes a back seat to white women.
Other than CNN's lapse into a flatulent comatose heap of news reporting, every other news station seems to be focusing on potential presidential candidates in 2008's election.
This brings me to my next point: I hate party politics.
Liberals and Democrats think they're so fucking superior to the conservative right, Republicans, and basically anyone who doesn't vote/donate massive funds to their party. You want to know why Kerry lost the last presidency? Because he was so goddamn condescending towards the conservative southern voters.
Kerry had the balls to say that if he "informed" them of how the republicans are actually hurting their interests, then they'd welcome him with open arms and that he'd sweep the south.
That's like saying if you inform smokers that cigarettes are harmful, they'd all realize what fools they were and give it up and claim you as their savior. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN JOHN JOHN!
Southerners are rationally ignorant to political fuss. Think about it, streets are paved, crime isn't rampant, you're making money, and everything seems to be going swell for you. Why the FUCK would you want to fuck that up by voting for some shithead who's promising "change"? Better yet, why vote for the guy who just said you're uneducated and ignorant about your own well being?
Note: PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY REPRESENT!
___________________________________________________________________
Republicans: Exploit the religious right simply for it's voting potential and it's auto campaign ability. Bush says "praise the lord" and only 10% of people hear it on TV, the other 90% will hear it in church.
Half these fucktards aren't even religious. Even if they were, they're a sack of hipocritical fuckshits. Every second of the day it's FUCK GAYS, DON'T LET GAYS HAVE KIDS...oh 'cept Dick Cheney's daughter, she's cool.
Secondly, if this country was built on such strict Christian values, values which may compromise some interpretations of the constitution (abortion, due process to suspects), then maybe you'd like to point out one of the commandments which affords you the ability to own a firearm?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, THE BIBLE IS PICKY ABOUT WHICH CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT IT WANTS TO ABRIDGE. FUCK YOU TOO.
I guess in the end it all comes down to whether or not these people actually act on their beliefs. And for all their banter, they're still sackless morons who pretend to give a shit about a cause.
The first 100 days of a Democrat-controlled congress? Remember it was supposed to pass bill after bill? Remember all the big-shot talk from candidates talking shit on Bush's invasion of Iraq?
With all that build-up you KNOW something good's coming down the pipeline for the Iraq war.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
WAIT FOR IT!!!
...the 109th congress passed a non-binding resolution telling the president exactly how they feel about his handling of the war.
Instead of growing a pair of balls and passing bills that limit the funds to the war, congress pussy-foots the issue, and it's campaign promises by passing a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION.
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo congress...YOU JUST ACCOMPLISHED AS MUCH AS THE UN...
NOTHING!
And while you may be pointing at me and shouting at me for doing nothing, remember this: I never asked for your vote, I never asked for you to place your confidence in ME to have your wants and needs taken care of. I'm not on the ballot, I'm not telling you how well I can solve an issue. I'm just telling you what a shitty job the people you DID elect are doing.
P.S. for anyone who DID vote for me...my apologies for a terribly run campaign...NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE "Dalton Party", I can feel it.
posted by Daltonius at 11:52 PM
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