Now they're just getting absurd: "...a new town being built in Florida will be governed according to strict Roman Catholic principles, with no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control."

HOLY SHIT! Well, it's not SO bad. The land the town sits on would actually be owned by a private entity...actually just one person, the guy who owned Dominos Pizza. Wow, with such a crazy idea floating out there I wonder where the ACL...oh god there they are...

"Civil libertarians say the plan is unconstitutional and are threatening to sue." FUCK! Look assholes I can't stand it when people go apeshit and start preaching shit too, but I look to stop it by making fun of them, not stealing their money.

It seems that everytime someone comes up with a fucked up idea the ACLU is there to tell them it's unconstitutional...oh and they want your money too.

Fuck you ACLU. You know what? I was thinking of suing the ACLU because they use the word American in their name, but I don't want to associate myself with them. So, they're being unconstitutional because they're representing me as an American when I don't want them to.

But I ended up not suing the ACLU...you know why?

CAUSE I'M NOT THE ACLU!